They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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