He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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