Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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