did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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