the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
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