billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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