pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I would ride that face into the sunset
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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