I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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