yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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