So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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