is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
be right there i have to get my cape
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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