You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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