Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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