Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
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