South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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