My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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