I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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