fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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