I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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