Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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