dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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