i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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