ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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