i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
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