He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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