Having a random hookup so left but love u
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Randomize
