it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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