the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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