Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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