So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
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