it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
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