...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
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