The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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