one word: firstdatebathroomanal
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
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