every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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