I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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