If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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