At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
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