Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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