Don't you send me to vm
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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