My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
its not stalking. its research.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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