Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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