You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
The power of my boobs compel you
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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