STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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