What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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