like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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