my vag is so smooth its legendary
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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