Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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