ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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