No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
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