he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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