So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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