I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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