you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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