Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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