it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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