as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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