love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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